If you grew up on the '80s, chances are you remember the show Growing Pains, the great American TV show that followed the growing pains of the Seaver family. Starring Kirk Cameron, Alan Thicke and a bunch of other people I can't remember the names of - it was a great show.
For those of you pop culture junkies, you may recall hearing that Kirk Cameron grew up to become a married, Christian, baby making machine. And, coincidentally, kind of an asshole.
Now, I do not think all Christian Baby Making Machines are assholes. Not at all. I mean, just look at Hanson. However, I don't see Hanson going on Youtube saying that homosexuals are going to hell.
Cameron has a grrrrreat video on Youtube with one of his chruchy friends the conveys the fantastic message of, "We Christians need to find a better way to tell homosexuals that they're wrong and going to hell than screaming at them that 'God hates Fags' - even though, technically, he does."
This clip will blow your mind. It starts out OK, you think, "Wow, maybe they're going to talk about how homosexuals can be Christians, too!" And then they bust out the Bible and start reading aloud about how men shouldn't lay with other men and that homosexual Christians aren't really Christians because they just don't get what repentance really means!
Awesome, no? I've learned so much.
I mean, all this coming from a guy who's best friend on TV was named Boner.
In case you would like to learn what a proper marriage and how a proper Christian behaves, make sure to check out Kirk Cameron's website that has the trailer to his new movie: Fireproof. Please note that the O's in Fireproof are wedding rings. If you haven't laughed this morning, this trailer for do it for you. (As well as clearing out your bowels if you're constipated.)
God bless, y'all!
Special thank you to LolaLuLu for the heads up!